he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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