I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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