How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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