feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Dear god my vagina.
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