we have officially lost it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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