How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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