is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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