yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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