when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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