It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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