There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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