even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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