You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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