It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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