Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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