Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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