I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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