i don't like sucking hair
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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