By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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