I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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