Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize