Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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