rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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