dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
