do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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