My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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