sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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