whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
They took my balls.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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