How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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