I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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