think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
And then he peed in my hair
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