I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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