I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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