So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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