Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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