BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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