Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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