I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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