I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
