what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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