haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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