i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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