I need help removing her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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