Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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