Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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