I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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