If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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