evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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