I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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