Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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