I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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