I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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