I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Do plants get herpes?
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