Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
3pm strippers are depressing
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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