There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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