i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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