it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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